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Ham on Wry
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Ham on Wry@[email protected]
Twittercide wasn't the end, it was a new beginning on Mastodon.
JoinedNov 07, 2022
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Until I moved from the dead bird site to Mastodon I never realized that I had so much pent up civility.
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Ham on Wry<p>It’s funny how tin pot wannabe dictators like Trump blame the media for their own misdeeds.</p><p>It’s like blaming the reflection in the mirror for your ugliness.</p>
Ham on Wry<p>You find someone has blocked you. Do you…</p>
Ham on Wry<p>Trump is a chronic loser … a fact that is affirmed every time he speaks.</p>
Ham on Wry<p>Dear Santa</p><p>Don’t believe a thing that Elf on the Shelf guy says. He’s a rat-bastard and a liar.</p><p>Love,<br />Hammy</p>
Ham on Wry<p>Trump said he’d like to be a dictator for a day.</p><p>That’s one day too many in an American democracy.</p>
Ham on Wry<p>My reality check bounced.</p>
Ham on Wry<p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/SilentSunday" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>SilentSunday</span></a></p>
Ham on Wry<p>There was a time when older women wanted to date me so they’d have someone to open their jars. Now I date younger women so they can open mine.</p>
Ham on Wry<p>Her: It’s the end of times</p><p>Me: I don’t share your optimism.</p>
Ham on Wry<p>Those who were familiar with my old account on the dead bird site might remember tweets about Mr. Mittens. I’m sad to say we lost Mr. Mittens during COVID. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Caturday" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Caturday</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/deadbirdsite" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>deadbirdsite</span></a></p>
Ham on Wry<p>Mr. Chalky is in there somewhere</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/snow" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>snow</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Caturday" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Caturday</span></a></p>
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Ham on Wry<p>They have committed and condoned robbery, murder, torture, rape, racism, war and have called it belief.</p><p>That's why I don't believe in religion of any kind.</p>
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