[JRs之声]本西心理问题已好？KD需要有库里才能赢所以交易哈登？

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BREAKING: The Brooklyn Nets and Philadelphia 76ers are finalizing trade sending James Harden for Ben Simmons, Seth Curry and draft picks

突发新闻：布鲁克林篮网队和费城76人队最终敲定交易，用詹姆斯-哈登换取本-西蒙斯，赛斯-库里和选秀权

[-]Grey_Samurai

Please please please basketball gods, make them face each other in the playoffs

拜托拜托拜托，篮球之神，让他们在季后赛中相遇吧

[-]ThatPlayWasAwful

Ben sits all the philly games and Kyrie sits the nyc games

西蒙斯在费城主场的比赛中休战，欧文在布鲁克林主场的比赛中休战

[-]IHopeThisWorksForMe

"KD passes it to Simmons who is unguarded in the key... aaaaand he passes it back to KD..."

“杜兰特传球给到空位的西蒙斯...他又回传给了杜兰特...”

[-]harry5839

Philly strip clubs and cheese steaks congratulations James!

费城脱衣舞俱乐部和“芝士牛排”向哈登发来贺电！

注：芝士牛排是费城当地卖芝士牛排三明治的快餐店

[-]Colangelo_Ball

Either way he's going to get so much whiz in that beard.

不管是哪个都能让他胡子上沾点东西

[-]NBA Memes

Strip club owners in Philadelphia right now after the James Harden trade

得知哈登被交易来的费城脱衣舞俱乐部老板

[-]spacecashcow

Unrelated question: How do I buy stock in strip clubs?

问个和交易不相关的问题：我如何购买脱衣舞俱乐部的股票？

[-]kelsier69

On a related note now we know that Brooklyn strip clubs are garbage

至少现在我们知道布鲁克林的脱衣舞俱乐部有多糟糕了

[HeatCulture]

End of a era

一个时代的结束

[-]Balls_of_Adamanthium

Kyrie's streak of fucking up teams'championship hopes remain intact.

欧文破坏球队总冠军希望的连胜记录依然没有改变

[-]NBA Memes

How Sixers fans sleep knowing Ben Simmons has been traded、

当76人球迷得知西蒙斯被交易后是如何入睡的

[-]CIark

KD knew he can't win without Curry so he had Harden traded

KD心里清楚没有库里他赢不了比赛，所以他把哈登交易了（换回了小库里）

[-]okgusto

KD needs a curry and an Andre to win.

KD需要一个库里和一个安德烈才能赢球

注：KD勇士时期队友是库里和安德烈-伊格达拉，刚刚交易来的是小库里和安德烈-德拉蒙德

[-]_Pho-Dac-Biet_

Now he's searching for. Thompson and a Green

现在他得搜搜看名字里带汤普森和格林的球员了

[-]NBA Memes

Back when things we're great between KD, Russ and Harden

回到当杜兰特、威少和哈登之间还很美好的时代

[-]asianmangg

BREAKING: Ben Simmons mental health issues suddenly cured

突发新闻：本-西蒙斯的心理健康问题突然奇迹般地痊愈了

[-]crimsonconnect

His new therapist is Kyrie in glasses

他的新心理医生是戴着眼镜的欧文

[-]mikesh8rp

"You say you want to travel the world. What will you do when you reach the edge?"

欧文：你说你要环球旅行来放松是么，那你到世界的尽头时会做什么呢？

注：欧文曾称地球不是圆的

[-]daeve

Ben: "idk, snap a selfie probably"

本西：不知道，可能拍个自拍照发到社交媒体上吧

注：西蒙斯被称为年轻的社交王子

[-]yodeadasss

LMAOOO DOC SHIPPED OUT HIS OWN SON IN LAW

里弗斯把他女婿送走了哈哈哈哈

[-]Zammy512

Doc has now traded his own son and his son in law. He said fuck them kids

里弗斯已经把自己亲儿子和女婿都交易掉了，他心里想“去tmd孩子”

[-]NBA Memes

Austin Rivers to Seth Curry after being traded away from Doc Rivers

小库里被从里弗斯手里交易出去时，小里弗斯对小库里说道：第一次经历吗？

[-]NBA Memes

Just look at the way Harden stares at Embiid. He's been thinking about teaming up all along

看看哈登盯着恩比德的眼神，他一直在考虑一起合作

Joel Embiid reacts to the Harden/Simmons trade

哈登西蒙斯交易后，76人球员恩比德发推晒图

[-]zmajxd

For anyone who doesn't know the context behind the picture is the guy coming to his enemies funeral to spite him one last time.

对于那些不知道这张照片故事背景的人，我来告诉你们。这家伙是来参加他仇人葬礼的，为了最后朝他仇人吐一次痰

[-]Call_Me_911

my guy had that in the drafts waiting for this moment

76人球迷：大帝这图早就备着，然后等着这一刻了吧

[-]eleclines

embiid and the bois delivering ben to brooklyn

恩比德和76人的小伙子们把本西送到布鲁克林

[-]XenaRen

I can't wait for Joel interview. Is he finally gonna go off on Ben? Lmao

我已经等不及恩比德的采访了，他终于要向西蒙斯火力全开了吧？