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Kristen Wixx@[email protected]

Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.

JoinedOct 31, 2023Linktree https://linktr.ee/kristenwixx

Kristen Wixx<p>And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"</p>

Kristen Wixx<p>A good thing to keep in mind.</p>

Kristen Wixx<p>Then I'm going to be immortal.</p>

Kristen Wixx<p>Busted.</p>

Kristen Wixx<p>I don't know, but what she does on her own time is nun of our business.</p>

Kristen Wixx<p>Adam Duritz walked so Pete Davidson could run.</p>

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Kristen Wixx<p>He's right.</p>

Kristen Wixx<p>Accurate. 😏</p>

Kristen Wixx<p>A word of advice when shopping online.</p>

Kristen Wixx<p>This is why I love social media.</p>

Kristen Wixx<p>I know for a fact this isn't true. I'm always exhausted.</p>

Kristen Wixx<p>Should my list be alphabetical or in order of importance?</p>

Kristen Wixx<p>At least he gets brakes.</p>

Kristen Wixx<p>Longest week of my life. 🍷</p>

Kristen Wixx<p>Not with that font size.</p>

Kristen Wixx<p>You hurt Chewie; you're gonna deal with me.</p>

Kristen Wixx<p>Right about now.</p>

Kristen Wixx<p>For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo.</p>

Kristen Wixx

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.

A priest holding up a cross. The text reads,

Dear 2024, Please be nice. #NewYear

Happy New Year, Everyone!

I have a bad feeling about this.

A mashup of Chewbacca and Cookie Monster named Wookie Monster.

I will never tire of dad jokes and bad puns.

How do I join your cult? This is a hard cult to join, man. Yeah, we're diffi-cult.

This New Year's Eve, a unique pattern ends the year: 12/31/23, 123123, 123 123. Whichever way you write it, the repeating pattern is rare. The Old Farmer's Almanac says it won't occur again in this century. #NewYearsEve

The United States has a somewhat unique way of writing the date. The date is formally written in a month/day/year form. It's a format used in very few other countries.

Before I agree to starting 2024, I'd like to see the terms and conditions. #NewYearsEve

Jack Nicholson in

Screw it.

A hand holding a Mogwai near a sink with running water. The text reads,

I'm still trying to find a date for New Year's Eve.

A large green metal container angled above a bottle of beer.

Well, I was planning on having more salads after the holidays.

A salad bar filled with mini liquor bottles. The text reads,

She's the boss.

You don't get to tell me what to do; you're not my dog.

Technically true.

Once you've read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

The more you know.

A small airplane in the air. The text reads,

A collage of images of a dog. In the first image, the dog looks at an apple and asks,

Who you gonna call?

Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore in a scene from

It's that weird time of the year when time is meaningless.

A cartoon depicting

Apparently, this year's after-party was epic.

A collage of Christmas characters. Santa gets drunk and passes out under a Christmas tree. The Elf on the Shelf throws up tequila into a toilet. The Grinch is arrested for disorderly conduct.

A cartoon depicting the birth of Jesus. Instead of being visited by three wise men, Mary, Joseph, and Jesus are visited by three wise women. Instead of gold, frankincense, and myrrh, they present diapers, casseroles, and formula. The text reads,

Merry Christmas, everyone! I hope Santa was good to you and brought you lots of toys and goodies in his sleigh.

A cartoon of

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