Codeforces Round #873 (Div. 1 & 2)
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Codeforces Round #873 (Div. 1 & 2)
Hello, Codeforces!
thenymphsofdelphi, lanhf, and I are delighted to invite you to take part in Codeforces Round 873 (Div. 1) and Codeforces Round 873 (Div. 2) which are going to take place at Sunday, May 14, 2023 at 14:35UTC. Participants with a rating lower than 1900 will participate in Division , while participants with a rating of at least 1900 will participate in Division .
In both divisions, you will be given 2 hours to solve 6 problems (one of which is divided into two subtasks), all of which were authored and prepared by me, lanhf, and thenymphsofdelphi. We would like to thank the following people who made our round possible:
Scoring distribution:
Div. 1: 500 — (750+750) — 1500 — 1750 — 2500 — 3500
Div. 2: 500 — 1000 — 1250 — (1250+1250) — 2500 — 2750
We hope all of you will enjoy our problemset. Good luck and may the ratings be with you!
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4 hours ago, # | As a blue tester, the best contest I have ever seen! Wishing everyone a positive delta. |
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4 hours ago, # | As a tester, I think this round is great |
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4 hours ago, # | henlo |
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3 hours ago, # | omg Vietnamese contest! |
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3 hours ago, # | bachdrip |
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3 hours ago, # | da. god |
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3 hours ago, # | Vietnamese Contest <3 |
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