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The officially worst software development methodology in history

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Flow Manifest(o)

We are uncovering better ways of making money by doing it and helping others do it. Through this work we have come to value:

Extensive certification over hands-on experience

Copying methodologies over thinking for yourself

Tool-driven confusion over building working software

Endless meetings over individual flow

Mandatory gamification over authentic autonomy

That is, while we ignore the things on the right, we do the things on the left

And hopefully, we still get paid for it.

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