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33 Of The Worst, Most Cringeworthy Lines Ever In Movies

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Sometimes you're watching a movie and there's a line that's just so bad, it totally takes you out of the movie. Like, pause-the-TV-so-you-can-process-what-the-heck-you-just-heard kind of bad.

Well, I asked the BuzzFeed Community to share some of the cringiest movie lines they've ever heard, and they certainly did not disappoint. Here are 33 of the best (or, perhaps, worst?) ones:

1. When Agent Sands asked Cucuy this very important question in Once Upon a Time in Mexico:

Are you Mexi-can or Mexi-can't?

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2. When Edward explained how ~enticing~ Bella's scent is to him in Twilight:

Your scent, it's like a drug to me. You're like my own personal brand of heroin.

3. When Noah and Allie shared this infamous moment in The Notebook:

If you're a bird, I'm a bird.

4. When Anastasia asked this very important question in Fifty Shades of Grey:

It's just behind this door. / What is? / My playroom. / Like your Xbox and stuff?

5. When Jodi explained the struggles of being tall in Tall Girl:

You think your life is hard? I'm a high school junior wearing size 13 Nikes. Men's size 13 Nikes. Beat that.

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6. When Anna uttered this infamous line from Notting Hill:

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her

Polygram Filmed Entertainment

"You're like, 40 years old, Julia. Grow up!"

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7. When Jennifer asked Needy and Chip this important question in Jennifer's Body:

It smells like Thai food in here, have you guys been fucking?

8. When Anakin used this pickup line in Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones that was a little...uh...rocky:

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. But not like you. You're everything soft and smooth

Lucasfilm

"The WORST pickup line ever delivered by Anakin Skywalker. No wonder he wore the helmet of shame. Ugh."

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9. Yet another Edward gem from Twilight:

You better hold on tight, spider monkey

Summit Entertainment

"They did the books so dirty."

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10. When Draco and Harry shared this exchange in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets:

11. When Seth decided to make pears ~deep~ in City of Angels:

Meg Ryan asks You don’t know what a pear tastes like?” And Nicholas Cage responds with “I don’t know what a pear tastes like to you”

Atlas Entertainment

"It has been a long time since I’ve seen this movie, but I will always remember this line. I will forever think that whole dialogue is the dumbest thing I have ever heard in a movie."

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12. When Harley Quinn said this cheesy line in Suicide Squad:

Warner Brothers

"So cheesy and trying so hard to be deep."

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13. When Storm shared this very insightful fact in X-Men:

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Twentieth Century Fox

"What’s the point of saying this? It wasn’t funny or clever, just stupid."

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14. In Spider-Man 3, when Peter put on a "performance" at MJ's work, snapped his fingers, and said this:

Now dig on this.

15. When Jupiter and Caine shared this...uh...interesting exchange in Jupiter Ascending:

Your Majesty, I have more in common with a dog than I have with you. / I love dogs. I've always loved dogs.

Warner Bros

"I laughed SO HARD; they tried to be quirky and romantic, but JESUS."

meganhash13

16. Everyone's favorite line from Fifty Shades of Grey:

I'm fifty shades of fucked up

17. This cringey line from Sam in The Perks of Being a Wallflower:

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18. When Princess Tilde said this in Kingsman: The Secret Service:

If you save the world, we can do it in the asshole!

20th Century Fox

"WHY...JUST WHY. The movie was so good until that."

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19. This line from Troll 2 that's so bad it's good:

They're eating her, and then they're going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOD!

Filmirage

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If you haven't seen this one before, you might want to watch the scene for yourself because it's really...something.

20. When Jennifer was absolutely certain that Needy was jealous of not getting an invite to a party in Jennifer's Body:

needy: I'm not jealous. Jennifer: You're totally jello. You're lime green jello and you can't even admit it to yourself.

Fox Atomic

"Literally ANY of the lines from Jennifer's Body. I love that movie because it is so god awful. I laugh through the whole movie at just the dialogue."

mandammf

21. This incredibly quotable but also incredibly cringe exchange between Jacob and Bella inTwilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2:

From the beginning, it was Nessie who wanted me there. / Nessie? You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster

New Line Cinema

"The whole movie wasn’t that good, but that part made me laugh my ass off."

doloresthedumb

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22. This unconvincing line from Four Weddings and a Funeral:

Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed?

PolyGram Filmed Entertainment

"Not only is the line awful, but it was delivered so badly that it almost ruins one of my favorite rom-coms in the process."

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23. When Thor made his first appearance in The Avengers, prompting this exchange between Cap and Iron Man:

Steve: Stark, we need a plan of attack. Tony: I have a plan — attack.

24. In The Brothers Bloom, when Penelope let Bloom know exactly how she felt:

I think you're constipated, in your fucking soul...I think you might have a really big load of grumpy petrified poop up your soul's ass

25. When Anakin responded to Padmé's affection with this line in Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith:

Love won't save you, Padme. Only my new powers can do that!

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26. When Sam and Patrick shared this thought in The Perks of Being a Wallflower that really didn't need to happen:

Sam: Charlie, I'm not bulimic. I'm bulimist. Charlie: I'm sorry, I don't know what that is. Patrick: She just really believes in bulimia. Sam: I love bulimia

Summit Entertainment

"It's the worst line ever — ruined the movie for me. It's never mentioned in the book, and never addressed another time in the whole movie. It made me so mad!"

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27. When O had this poetic revelation in Savages:

"I have orgasms, he has wargasms."

28. Every time the phrase "true true" was repeated in Cloud Atlas with complete seriousness:

You want the true true

29. When Christian tried to seduce Anastasia in Fifty Shades of Grey:

Ana: Are you going to make love with me now? / Christian: Two things. First, I don't make love. I fuck hard

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30. When Ricki tried to talk dirty in Gigli:

"It's turkey time. Gobble gobble"

31. When the saxophone player complimented Jack in The Nightmare Before Christmas:

Nice work, Bone Daddy

32. When Jack had this questionable comeback in Speed:

I'm a guy with a plan, 'cause I'm smart. I'm smarter than you. / Yeah? Well, I'm taller

33. And finally, when Jamey delivered this back-handed compliment in Sierra Burgess Is a Loser:

I mean, you're not exactly everybody's type. You're my type

Netflix

"Erm NO, so not cool — definitely not a compliment."

mithili02

Now it's your turn! Are there any awful, cringey movie lines we missed? If so, tell us the line and what movie it's from in the comments below!


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