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9 Ultimate Programming Jokes

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9 Ultimate Programming Jokes

Jokes from the life of programmers that you can relate with

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Laughter is one of the best ways to relieve stress. What could be better than programming jokes to reduce this stress? We all like jokes, especially when we relate them to our daily life.

I have come up with some jokes that you can relate to your work. I hope this article will cheer you up and you can start your day with a laugh 😃

0. This trick works every time

I think now I am going to try this with my non-existent virtual girlfriend. I will let you know if this works :)

1. No code, No bug

When you try to remove the bug from your code but end up removing all the code because your all code is a bug -.-

Credit: monkeyuser.com

2. Now it’s all yours

Credit: nasser_junior

3. When it comes to releasing a new feature

Tes-ted? What do you mean by that? Do you eat it?

4. Phew! just a misspelt variable

This happens all the time when you keep finding the bug and keep getting errors. And that moment of relief when you figure out that just a variable was misspelt.

Ah, such a wonderful moment of life, no?

Credit: nasser_junior

5. This happens every time

When your manager asks you to make changes in the code, you warn them that other code metrics might fail. But they insist you make changes, and when you do it, they starting blaming you for failing code.

Life Hacks #1: Ask them to send the instructions via Email, And say I’ll start on it later today

6. Maybe, someday

This happens all the time when you write unit tests for your code, but one of them keeps failing every time. It is the dream of every developer to pass all the tests.

Life Hacks #2: Tests will never fail if you never write any 😜

7. When code representation is everything

Code representation is everything when you push your code to Git because you don’t want to get scolded by the senior developer while they review your code.

8. There’s never enough time

Credit: techindustan

Thanks for reading! I hope you enjoyed this article and it made you laugh 😃


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