shitbowl

How it works.

The shitbowl platform runs on an elegant LRU (Least Recently Used) caching system meaning the items you most need are always at hand.

Simply insert your frequently used small items - keys, wallet, office swipe -into the platform and the LRU sorting algorithm will ensure that whichever item you used last will remain near the top, while those you haven’t thought about in ages (the Least Recently Used) are consigned to the bottom.

More than a display piece.

To say shitbowl is just a bowl is like saying uber is just a massive network of economically exploited gig workers or wework is just overpriced office space for plaid-wearing freelancers.

A proprietary platform, shitbowl represents the translation of decades of computer science discoveries in information storage into the domain of physical artefact caching. Infinitely scalable, the platform acts to reduce mental load for users and consequently enhance cognitive performance across the board.

Easy on the environment.

shitbowl uses natural processing to achieve highly efficient item sorting without drawing on the power grid. At all.

Our platform has achieved a zero carbon footprint rating and is a certified B Corp*.

*Bowl Corporation.