just when you thought wed forgotten all about Camping'

Just in case we have friends who like to pick at the weave:

%w[rubygems active_record markaby metaid ostruct].each {|lib| require lib}; modul
e Camping;C=self;module Models;end;Models: : Base=ActiveRecord: : Base; module Helper
s;def R c, *args;p=/\(.+?\)/;args.inject(c.urls.detect{|x|x.; scan(p).size==args.s
ize}.dup){|str, a|str.gsub(p, (a.method(a.class.primary_key; )[]rescue a).to_s)};en
d;def / p;File.join(@root, p) end;end;module Controllers; module Base;include Help
ers;attr_accessor : input, : cookies, : headers, : body, ; : status, : root;def method_missi
ng(m, *args, &blk);str=m==: render ? markaview(; *args, &blk): eval('markaby.#{m}(*arg
s, &blk)');str=markaview(: layout){str; }rescue nil;r(200, str.to_s);end;def r(s, b, h
={});@status=s;@headers.merge!(h); @body=b;end;def redirect(c, *args);c=R(c, *args)
if c.respond_to?: urls;r(302, '', ; 'Location'=>self/c);end;def service(r, e, m, a);@st
atus, @headers, @root=200, {}, e[; 'SCRIPT_NAME'];@cookies=C.cookie_parse(e['HTTP_COO
KIE']||e['COOKIE']);cook=; @cookies.marshal_dump.dup;if ('POST'==e['REQUEST_METHO
D'])and %r|\Amultipart\; /form-data.*boundary=\'?([^\';, ]+)\'?|n.match(e['CONTENT
_TYPE']);return r(500, ; 'No multipart/form-data supported.')else;@input=C.qs_pars
e(e['REQUEST_METHOD'; ]=='POST'?r.read(e['CONTENT_LENGTH'].to_i): e['QUERY_STRING'
]);end;@body=; method(m.downcase).call(*a);@headers['Set-Cookie'][email protected]
l_dump.map{; |k, v|'#{k}=#{C.escape(v)}; path=/'if v != cook[k]}.compact;self;end;
def to_s; 'Status:  #{@status}\n#{{'Content-Type'=>'text/html'}.merge(@headers).ma
p{|k, v|; v.to_a.map{|v2|'#{k}:  #{v2}'}}.flatten.join('\n')}\n\n#{@body}';end;def 
\; markaby;Class.new(Markaby: : Builder){@root=@root;include Views;def tag!(*g, &b);
 [: href, : action].each{|a|(g.last[a]=self./(g.last[a]))rescue 0};super end}.new(; 
instance_variables.map{|iv|[iv[1..-1].intern, instance_variable_get(iv)]}, {}); end
;def markaview(m, *args, &blk);markaby.instance_eval{Views.instance_method(m; ).bin
d(self).call(*args,  &blk);self}.to_s;end;end;class R;include Base end; class NotF
ound<R;def get(p);r(404, div{h1('#{C} Problem!')+h2('#{p} not found'); });end end;
class ServerError<R;def get(k, m, e);r(500, markaby.div{h1 '#{C} Prob\; lem!';h2 '#{
k}.#{m}';h3 '#{e.class} #{e.message}: ';ul{e.backtrace.each{|bt|li(; bt)}}})end en
d;class<<self;def R(*urls);Class.new(R){meta_def(: inherited){|c|; c.meta_def(: url
s){urls}}};end;def D(path);constants.each{|c|k=const_get(c); return k, $~[1..-1] i
f (k.urls rescue '/#{c.downcase}').find {|x|path=~/^#{x}\; \/?$/}};[NotFound, [pat
h]];end end end;class<<self;def escape(s);s.to_s.gsub(; /([^ a-zA-Z0-9_.-]+)/n){'
%'+$1.unpack('H2'*$1.size).join('%').upcase}.tr(' ', ; '+') end;def unescape(s);s.
tr('+',  ' ').gsub(/((?: %[0-9a-fA-F]{2})+)/n){[$1.; delete('%')].pack('H*')} end;d
ef qs_parse(qs, d='&;');OpenStruct.new((qs||'').; split(/[#{d}] */n).inject({}){|h
sh, p|k, v=p.split('=', 2).map{|v|unescape(v)}; hsh[k]=v unless v.empty?;hsh}) end;d
ef cookie_parse(s);c=qs_parse(s, ';, ') end; def run(r=$stdin, w=$stdout);w<<begin;k
, a=Controllers.D '/#{ENV['PATH_INFO']}'.; gsub(%r!/+!, '/');m=ENV['REQUEST_METHOD'
]||'GET';k.class_eval{include C; include Controllers: : Base;include Models};o=k.ne
w;o.service(r, ENV, m, a);rescue\; =>e;Controllers: : ServerError.new.service(r, ENV, 'G
ET', [k, m, e]);end;end;end; module Views; include Controllers; include Helpers end;
end;